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Of Bombs and Blackberries

Jon Davidson

If youve had the distinct privilege of spending any amount of time with me, you know by now that Im an opinionated guy. Whats more, youve realized that I often present my opinions as fact. What better way to cement these opinions as such than to remove them from the malleable medium of a blog and print them indelibly in this digital volume?
If you read it in an ebook, you know its true.
It is my intent that this book reads as a collection of short stories. Creative (non)fiction, as the Library Of Congress might call it. As a result, youll find references to events in the past interspersed with rants and tangents (rantgents) about things that I currently hate, or at least somewhat convincingly pretend to hate. You might even find a few chapters about things I dont hate. I have adapted a couple of the chapters in this book from my blog, Rhetorock, which you can and will follow at jondavidsonmusic.blogspot.com. However, Ive removed any sense of chronological order.
My mind rarely sits still. Metaphorically. Physically, its typically firmly lodged inside my skull. Right now, Im simultaneously thinking about bath salts, kidney beans, Levis 510s, Jeremiah, Obamacare, Keane, and why I put my underwear on inside out again. Rather than attempt to tame the meandering beast that is my stream of consciousness, Ive written in a way that reflects my usual thought processes. Youre welcome.
Opinions represented in this book are solely mine, although I suppose that probably goes without saying. Some opinions have changed since Ive written certain chapters. Ive completely fabricated some opinions for the sake of discussion and entertainment, and to try to make others look stupid. However, some of the opinions Ive expressed are completely serious. Feel free to disagree with me on anything and everything. Use your judgment, and take everything Ive penned with a grain of salt. Better yet, with a massive salt lick. Make sure its iodized salt, though. Goiters are really not all that cool.
If youre offended by anything that Ive written, I sincerely apologize. You have taken me way too seriously. Write me an angry letter, and then take that letter and light it on fire.
It is my hope that this book makes you laugh, cry, and ponder. Simultaneously, you big thoughtful blubbering mess.
Life is short, and were not given a lot of time on this earth. I hope you enjoy the time you spend with this book.

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